Is it 5 o'clock YET?

Things I’ll never do in a relationship again:

1. Give him a hard time when he masturbates w/out me (pun intended)
2. Fighting about porn (it was never about the porn, it was always about him LYING about the porn)
3. Sacrifice all the things I like to do in order to please him
4. Go out on a limb financially for someone else
5. Date a narcissistic guy who also has low self esteem
6. Attend an ICP concert (For those blessedly ignorant of the acronym, it stands for Insane Clown Posse)