Horror Scope

After reading today’s horoscope I had a flashback to Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, where all is going well until he opens his fortune cookie and it reads to the effect of “Don’t leave the house today”. Obser-ruv:

“Your sign's resume has never included a fondness for being meticulous, discreet or frugal. Those traits, sometimes even in others, bore you to tears. You're known for being a bit too blunt at times, but you're also honest and generous which explains the cast of amazingly different characters you call friends. Your mission now -- and it won't be easy -- will be to rein in any urge to go overboard, in any department. Good luck.”

Sigh….why can’t I be a boring old Pisces?

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind I’m soaking up some rays this weekend at Padre. That’s right! Ms Copperhead returns to the big SB! (not sorority bitch, I’m talking SPRING BREAK, baby!) Yeah, I’ll probably feel like an old fogey, but the opportunity presented itself, and who am I to turn down some fun in the sun with some rum in my tum(my).

I’m sure I’ll relay all of the gory details upon my return.