Music & Boys (What else is there, really?)

I’m starting to get bummed about the music selection on Myspace. I can hardly find any of the songs I’d like to share. Wish by NIN. Nope. Generator (NON acoustic version) by Foo Fighters. Nope. Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell by The Flaming Lips. That’s a negatory. Stigmata by Ministry. It’s difficult to get my jam on around there. Oh well, guess I’ll just throw on another booty tune.


The other day I started thinking that since I can never think of hotties I would like to get with, I need to start a running tally in my head. It’s true! Now you would think that the subject doesn’t come up often enough, but I can clearly think of at least 4 times when I’ve been given the opportunity to name celebrities I’d want to date, and that doesn’t even count the times I cannot remember, which is probably much more frequent as these are the types of topics some women defer to when imbibing and cutting loose. Anyway, I was asked this question again and once again my mind just went blank. I’m a heterosexual woman. I like sex. I have a decent imagination. So why can I not think of anyone when the question is lobbed my way? I figured out two separate lists, the real people I’d like to romance, and the characters I’d like to romance. There is SUCH a difference. For instance, when I watched Cold Mountain, I SOOOOO wanted to be pined for by Jude Law’s character, but I would totally pass on the chance to meet that womanizing bastard in person. See the difference?

I would think it would be fairly easy for dudes b/c it’s typically all about their physical attributes. T&a, legs, lips, color/length of hair, but for chicks (or rather, for this chick), it’s a little more difficult than that. Guys could have sex w/a totally annoying woman and still enjoy the experience, but there is no way in hell I could do that. If some guy bugs me, there is no way he’s touching me, I don’t care how cute he is. Ya hear that, creepy green-eyed, broad chested dude who looks at me with the longing of a longshoreman coming off of a 2 year stint aboard a submarine?!

Allright, so for your viewing pleasure, the top 5 men I think it would be cool to meet:
Jason Bateman
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jayson Mewes (PLEASE don’t ask)
Cillian Murphy
Dave Grohl

And the 4 guys (who don’t really exist) that would be cool to have fall in LORVE with moi (‘cause I’m just a dork like that)
Joaquin Phoenix’s character in Signs (maybe)
Zach Braff’s character in Garden State
Ewan McGregor's character in Moulin Rouge
Matt Damon's character in Good Will Hunting

Smitten, silly, but satisfyingly self indulgent ...

Well, I’m off to play MASH with my newly solidified hotties! Think I’m kidding? www.playmash.com