'Cause I'm Smart Like That

I was on my computer yesterday after work (b/c I only spent 8 hrs in front of a computer at work, so I had some catching up to do), and I heard leaves rustling in my front yard. As I look out the window I see a dog. Hummm. Not a dog I've seen before, but OK. Then I see another dog. I get a better view and there are THREE dogs, sniffing around in my front yard, and these are not small dogs, I'm talking 20 pounders! (Ive got a small poodle, so this is relative). I go outside to shoo them off (b/c no one drops biggies on my lawn 'cept MY dog!), when I notice that they all run off into a corner by the fence, behind my car. Uh, guys, there's just a fence there, so where are you going? I walk around and notice that they are all less than a year old (just went through their first puppy-sprout), and I can see their rib cages. !!!!! So I coax one over and he lets me pet him. Very sweet dog. Then I....I....YES! I FED THEM! ALL OF THEM! And gave them water, and love, and pats, and scratches on their ears (well, the one that was most friendly). And since no good deed goes unpunished, its about 1am and I'm still listening to them bark in my driveway. Sighhhh...