Triumph for Alcobulimics Everywhere

Things I learned this weekend:

If you go to bed at 6am, but still get about 7 hours sleep, you've effectively given yourself jetlag, and your body absolutely knows this.

You can lead a closet hippie to water, but you can't make her fish.

Guys will patiently sit around listening to all sorts of random female conversation, but there are two subjects they will either bring up, or gladly speak extensively about, and these subjects are sex and farting.

Jana and Jiffy and Matt are the most awesome people in the world for driving 6 hours in the fog, and another six hours in the hot Texas sun just to celebrate a birthday with someone they knew years ago. They really don't know how loved they made me feel, and since I hadn't felt that in a very long time it meant the world to me, and always will. Guys, if I'm a match for any one of you, or your children, I've totally got an extra kidney for you right here.

Love,
Aimee
(Fighter Bitch, '98)