At Least Someone's Blog is Funny, as of Late

Here's the 100 Most Annoything Things of 2006 that I got from retroCRUSH, penned by Robert Berry. My fave's:

93 Basic Instinct 2
With all the celebrity crotch shots available for free on the internet, who wanted to pay $10 to see Sharon Stone's again?

87 Fauxhawks
Mohawks for people that want to show that they're edgy, but still need an exit plan if it doesn't work out. Fauxhawks are the clip-on ties of the punk rock world.

50 James Blunt
His song "You're Beautiful" is an aural holocaust. His vocals remind me of that guy who's singing "I Gave My Love A Cherry" at the toga party in Animal House right before John Belushi smashes his guitar to bits.

38 Paris Hilton Perfume
Save yourself some cash and just dab juice from a tuna can on your neck.

29 The Florida Seminole Tribe
Taking advantage of a depressed economy, they bought the entire Hard Rock Cafe company for pennies on the dollar. They could have at lest thrown in some pretty beads to make it a fair trade.

7 Ann Coulter
Claimed 9/11 widows enjoyed their husband's deaths in her book Godless: The Church of Liberalism. If you think that was a controversial title, it's at least more marketable than the publisher's original suggestion, "Attention Whore: Rants From An Irrelevant Cunt."

And if none of these made you smile, then I guess you wouldn't need to go here to see the rest.