Drunken Nights Survey

Strong enough for a blog, but made for a bulletin:

When I get drunk… usually I get chatty and up-for-anything fun (mostly in a platonic way).
Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts: Sometimes, depends on who I'm getting drunk with. This usually happens w/my Dad.

Do you Cry? I can count on my right hand the number of times I've ever succumbed to maudlin thoughts while inebriated, and that's after almost a dozen years of getting' tore up. (NO!)

Do you get Angry? Not often, but it has happened. A few times I've gotten a bit…feisty.

Do you Vomit? Nope, that's the good part about being a beer drinker; once you're seasoned, it's really difficult to drink enough to vomit.

After 7 beers are you drunk? Most definitely feeling it.

After 1 shot of 151 you are? No; liquor tastes yicky and usually makes me feel uncoordinated and slow (unlike beer which makes me feel whip-smart and sassy!)

Your favorite drink is? A nice hefeweisen w/a lemon, a tall Guinness at room temp., a cold Carta Blanca, a frosty Zeigenbock, a cheap Lone Star Light, (I can go on and on…).

Tequila does what to you? I go CRAZY, a la the movie "Blind Date". No really.

Whiskey makes you? I dunno. Never got drunk off straight whiskey.

Who do you drink with? My only criteria is that you have to drink too; no teetotalers!

Vodka makes you? I told you, I feel off my game, but I can have a couple of martinis before drinking beer to hasten the point of lift-off.

Do you smoke when you drink? Usually I do, but I can make a decision not to smoke for a night and it sticks. If I'm going to where I could potentially meet an interesting someone of the opposite persuasion, I'll forgo it (I just think of Edna Crabapple).

On the rocks or straight up? "Cold" is the only thing that can ease the burn (on the rocks).

Do you Pass Out? ?? Like faint? No, but I've been told that after a raucous evening o'fun, I sleep veeerily heavily, and snore. (This is heresay, but it does come from a reliable source-sorry Michele)

Do you drink girly drinks? Nothing too fancy; margarita on the rocks or a pina colada. Yup, that's the extent of it.

Do you drink alone? Before this year, I made it a point to never ever do that. I don't know if it's age or circumstance, but I can catch a buzz at home by my lonesome and not feel bad about it.

Worst Drink you have ever had? Bloody flaming frog's ass. Shot from the now defunct Cadillac Bar on Northgate. It tasted pretty much how it sounds.

Do you play drinking games? Not anymore. I mean, I would, but uh…I try not to hang out w/minors. :-)

Drunk Phone Calls to people? NO NO NO! NOT A DRUNK DIALER! (Had a short rendezvous w/texting, but I've been able to conquer that demon)

Drink and Drive? Well, since I live by my lonesome, I have to 'fess up. When I can, I will call my grandma to take care of Rootie, and stay w/friends.

What is your favorite beer? Wet beer; even 40's aren't safe around me.

What is your favorite mixed drink? Bloody Mary or White Russian (sorry Adrian! Them's tasty!)

What is your favorite shot? Buttery Nipple or Mexican Flag (nostalgia…)

What will you NOT drink? Drano and bleach. (I'll even sip on Campari) Just b/c I don't like liquor, doesn't mean I won't drink it in a pinch.

Are you a lightweight? No, I'm not a pro but I'd say at least a welterweight. :-)

Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? Only when on a beach.

Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? I had some rum in Padre; not sure what kind.

Do you like frozen drinks? No; I have sensitive teeth and brain freezes should be included in one of the levels of hell.

Do you drink liquor straight? No

Do you ever drink out of the bottle? I'm saving that for the day I find myself unshowered and sleeping on a sidewalk.

Have you ever had a jagerbomb? Yes. That's actually a shot I don't mind.

Are you drunk right now? Nope, but you can tell how bored I am b/c I'm still answering these.

Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? Depends on the day

Do you drink a lot of wine? Yes and no. Not terribly often, but when I open a bottle, it's just me, so it's definitely a
time investment.

When is the last time you drank? 4th of July

Have you ever thrown up from drinking? Unfortunately, yes.

Ever done a Keg Stand? Nope; I'm afraid of heights and get motion sickness easily.

Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? I'm pretty egocentric, so probably just me.

Ever been streaking while drinking? Nope. I even went to Mardi Gras and never flashed my tatas, or gave smootches! The way I got beads is a heavily guarded secret. (No, I didn't buy them; good guess though, Juan!)

Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone? Every college course I have failed was due to alcohol!

Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car? No, but sometimes after I get out of a store and walk into the parking lot, that thought pops up. (Has nothing to do w/alcohol)

Ever carried someone due to their drunkenness? Heh heh…yes, helped carry.

Have you ever cleaned up a friends puke? Yes.

Puked in a friend's car? Twice guilty. 1st time I made it out the back window (just needed a car wash), the second time I got some on the seat belt, which the owner didn't discover until she finally stripped down her car and found it had rolled up and gotten it all stinky. I felt HORRIBLE! (She turned out to be psycho, so don't feel as bad about it now.)

Ever drank more beers than years? I dunno.

Ever smash a beer bottle when mad? No, but I once tossed one in what I thought was an empty(ish) field, but I let go too soon at it tinked off a huge "I've-got-a-small-penis-so-I-bought-this-truck kind of truck. His drunk gf came out and told me her bf would kick my ass if she told him, to which I said was a sad statement about the man she was dating. She then said she would fight me. I had a cigarette in one hand, my other hand in my pocket, and said "Well, I'm not going to throw the first punch…", looked her dead in the eye "but good luck." (IT WAS LIKE DIRTY HARRY, I SWEAR!) My reputation as a lover, not a fighter, is still in tact.