And The Hits Just Keep On Comin'!

Guess who woke up this morning w/her left eye gunked shut? WTF!? I was joking w/close friends that if I ever called in to work w/a case of "pink eye", that was just code for "playing hooky", but after a week off from my tonsils filling my throat, here I sit w/my left eye goofed up! Guess it's time to take those antibiotics my doctor prescribed. I haven't been swapping spit or rubbing faces w/2nd graders, I SWEAR!

I realize I'm trying to find another job and that I'm no longer anywhere near as vested as I once was, but I do have things I'd like to get back to. People I don't want to dissappoint, both staff and students alike. This past week has gotten me fairly stir-crazy, and here I sit, looking at another week of knocking around my house, reading, and watching shitty TV! Sighhhh....File under "Too much of a good thing."

Shit man, shit! What's next, PINWORMS?! (Which I've never had, by the way, but my oldest childhood friend and her two sisters had them more than once and that has always freaked me out.) Why doesn't this "ask and you shall receive" thing happen in other areas of my life? For the record, I'd really like to meet a great guy who's into me, rent out my house, get into the speech path program in San Marcos, and have kids before I'm 40. WHEW! (Just in case this is some Twilight Zone thing where all one needs to do is place their desires in and old book, thusly making them come true.) Laugh if you will...'memeber THIS?! (Check out number 4) I AM FORTUNE'S FOOL!