Questions For The Bored

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
This is a total cop out, but it’s true: Rootie. And even that is pushing it.

2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
Blame? Myself, of course.

3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
In the wild, no, but I've been to a few funerals.

4. What should we do with stupid people?
I’d need more specifics as to what “stupid” is defined as. I do have a hard time when I see ignorant people raising children, so we should take them all to get sterilized. (That's a joke.)

5. How long do you think you will live?
FOR-EV-ER!

6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
Checked out Rootie to make sure was sleeping peacefully.

7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
Cheap berber

8. Who was the last person you went to eat with?
About 15 coworkers at Mamacitas. Every moment was GRUELING! Having to "act nice" is just not something in which I excel.

10. Are you spoiled?
Most definitely

11. Do you drink lots of water?
No, not “lots”, but I drink my fair share.

12. What toothpaste do you use?
Colgate! (Pronouced: cole-gah-tey)

13. How do you vent your anger?
Music, writing, and in rare instances, I’ll trash a room.

14. The last compliment you received?
“You complete me.” HA HA! I dunno….someone recently told me I have a firm handshake. ??

15. What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to watch the latest Resident Evil movie, then tan by the pool Sunday morning.

16. When was the last time you threw up?
Last year’s Halloween party. I puked up red wine, which was a first, and I sincerely hope it will be a last. It wasn't the drinking that did it; I had no idea that if I drink wine, smoke a bunch of pot, then try to drink more wine, that my system will automatically go into reverse. Rookie mistake (made at the age of 30).

17. What theme does your room have?
I like to call it “Roman Orgy-Red Light Fantasy”. HA HA!
I got a couple of paintings on the wall, but that’s about it.

18. When was the last time you were at a party?
My friend Katie had a game night in Austin wherein not one game was played. I still had fun.

20. Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?
Depends on the day.

21. Would you ever join the military?
I can’t now…too old.

22. The last website you visited?
Yahoo News

23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Uhhh…lately I’ve been taking pics of myself. Ahem. NEXT QUESTION!

24. How gay are you?
Huh? Happy/gay or homosexual gay? I’m 75% happy gay and 15% homosexual gay. I could do boobie stuff, but not sure sure I would enjoy "swabbing luna".

25. Last person you went to the movies with?
I like to watch movies by myself, but I did see one w/Katie waaaay back in March.

26. What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
Not sure yet. Weep in a dark room?

27. Number of layers on your bed?
Layers? Of stuff? Rootie’s blanket, some kibble and the remote. Does that constitute one layer?

28. Is anything alive in your room?
Yes

29. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward a week. Not looking forward to a meeting w/bigwigs this Friday. I don’t want to say anything stupid, which means I’ll probably just stay quiet, thereby looking stupid. I just can’t win.

30. What are you looking forward to right now?
RENFEST!

31. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
Today it’s silver.

32. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
Nothing, that’s why I do these bullshit questionnaires; they render my mind completely blank.

33. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Uhhh- typing on my keyboard. No..honestly, I am.

34. Honestly, what did you do today?
Reading through a bunch of files to figure out what the hell this promotion is going to be about.

36. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Well, I made a fool out of myself to one of the new assistants. Damn, who the hell named her AMPARO? What kind of name IS that? (I called her campari, which if you google, is COMPLETELY different.)

37. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
Yup. I love the movie “Holes” and “Sky High”, and the cartoon “The Proud Family”, which are all on the Disney Channel.

38. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Yes, Rootie is home, asleep. Wish I was.

39. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Beer

40. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
No, but I sometimes chew on the skin around my nails if I’m REALLY nervous (but only if my hands are newly washed)

41. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
I’m a’right.

43. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yes. Had dreams about my Papo last night-AGAIN! He wasn't there, but I got a check in the mail for $300 which was something he left for me. ??

44. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
No one is hidden under the floorboards at my house or anything, but there are a few things I’d like to keep under my hat.

45. Honestly, do you love someone right now?
Of course.

46. Honestly, do you want a hug from someone right now?
Yes, a hug would be awesome right about now. I'll just have to settle for booze. Again.

47. Honestly, are you loyal?
Yes

48. Honestly, are you in denial?
About many things, I’m sure.

49. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
What am I, an idiot? Hell yes I’d rather be having sex right now!

50. Honestly, who is your best friend?
I got over that in middle school; I have many wonderful friends who are very dear to me, not just one bff.

51. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
Honestly- never while sleeping.

52. Honestly, do you like someone?
Like, yes. “In like”, no.

53. Honestly, does anyone like you?
Honestly, how could you not? HA HA!

54. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
Nope.