Feeling Guilty, But Not Really

So read this and tell me if I should be in trouble:

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No

2. How old are you?
31 and three-quarters

3. Are you single or taken?
Single as the day I was born.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
I prefer utensils. I hate it when my hands are sticky/dirty.

5. Do you dream at night?
And sometimes during the day.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
At funerals.

7.George Strait or Jay Z?
The first answer that comes to mind is “neither”, however I’d guess that I’m more familiar w/the works of Mr. Strait.

8. How did we meet?
On the benches in front of Moore Hall.

HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
My philosophy on those subjects changes depending on how much beer I’ve had.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
I’d braid your lustrous, long locks a la Willie Nelson. Oh wait…then I’d take pics and make sure that EVERYONE knew, so I guess that doesn’t count.

11. Do you trust the police?
Not even a little.

12. Do you like Country music?
Not really. Old country is OK.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?
That’s a toughie…..I’ll get back to you. HA HA! Drinkin’ at Duddley’s and spankin’ you at TV Trivia.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I’d be two inches taller.

15. Would you cheat ?
Never have, don’t expect I ever would.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Chones and lotion.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Yes.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Only up to and including misdemeanor charges.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Drive to Dudley’s so that I could once again spank you at TV Trivia.

20. Which do you prefer - Short or long hair?
I like my long hair. I’m attracted to men w/short hair. (Don’t want to compete for hair products/mirror-time)

21. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes

22. What's your favorite color?
Probably red

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My Papo. I miss him. Things just aren’t the same.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I masturbated on your couch last I visited. HA HA! Kidding! (Or am I….?)

25. What was your first impression of me?
You don’t want to know. Wellll, you DID ask…. You affirmed my belief that guys are always only going to look out for themselves. Of course that was, what, 9 yrs ago? Nowadays my impression of you is…oh. HEY, check it out, there’s another question coming up!! :-)

26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Yes. I expect this on my desk (top) by Monday. :-)

27. Who are you?
I believe the larger question here is “What are you?” and to that I must admit: Once a cardinal-fuck, always a mother fuckin’ cardinal-fuck.

I will admit that I am a little upset at the Juanster. I'm just sick of people making glib statements like "I know I'm flaky! Oh well!" That a really shitty way of saying that you only have a friend when it suits them. I have been accused of being "dramatic" about this issue, but I don't think I am at all. When I say I'm going to do something, I do it, even when I get a better offer, or I'm feeling a little down, or if it's raining and I don't want to get wet-whatever the case may be. There are few good excuses (though there are some!), for bailing on plans that you've made with other people.

Upon making plans w/my friend Juan to attend the Renfest, I did make this known to him. I was clear about the fact that I am not like his other friends who just joke about him being one to cancel, I'm going to attend the Renfest regardless of his presence, call him out like the jerk-ass he'd be if he did back out on me, then cease our correspondence, as there are millions of people I can't count on, friends and family should get my attention and respect b/c they are the few that I can count on. (See where the case for drama comes in?)

Juan and I have had a spotty past. I believe we just made the year mark after not having spoken for the previous 8. Again, not in an aggressive or petty way, I just don't have the energy to expend on people who dick me over. He then states that if he agrees to attend Renfest by the following Wednesday, we will then be going to the event. Wednesday came and went. No, I didn't remind him, he's an adult. Friday I get home and fill out the meme posted above. Haven't heard from him since. I'm not writing this one off, but methinks I may have touched a nerve. I know it's unfair b/c check out some of HIS responses:
3. Are you single or taken?
I am happily single...hey, when you know that are selfish why bother with commitments.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I'd change my issues with commitments.

15. Would you cheat ?
Since I am never committed, I guess there is no cheating here, eh?

So he's admitting he's a cad but then gets all upset when I concur. Sighhhh...OK, I know. It's like one of those things where you can say "Damn these thunder thighs" about yourself, but you'd be hard pressed to find it acceptable to shoot back "Yeah wow, those are some thunder thighs of yours!". Oh well. He knew I was blunt when he met me. HA HA!!! (Joking!) I already called and apologized to him, in the instance where he was upset by my responses. Not that I take them back, just that I'm not trying to publicly call him to task on things he admits he could improve about himself. I'm still in his top 4, so he couldn't that mad, right? ;-)