Monday, December 24, 2007

Wash That Man Right Out of My Cervix

Mother of GOD! The date. Tattoo man? We’ve been dating since then, and I’m pretty sure I’m falling for this guy. Then the web hottie is also still calling me, and honestly, I’m at a crossroads with that whole deal. The attractive part about tatman is that he is so very very different from myself. He’s very easygoing, works w/his hands and doesn’t have set office hours, he pretty much does what he wants, when he wants. That’s a good thing in the sense that hanging out with him is a bit like hanging out on the benches was in college; that feeling that nothing is pressing on your time or requiring your responses. That, however, is not my reality, and that’s where web hottie kicks in b/c we are so much more alike in many different ways. It’s not just a comfort, it’s also more pragmatic to think that if I were considering a long term partner, I would want to seek out affection from the web hottie. Problem: web hottie lives in Houston which is roughly 2.5 hrs away while tatman is a 35 minute drive from my homestead. Soooo…..I just figure that as long as I’m happy and learning new things, I should just live my life in a manner that is safe and productive. All notions of putting all my cards face up on the table need to be squashed. I’m not in a relationship w/web hottie nor could I see myself doing so unless he were to move to Austin, which is supposedly a goal of his, but right now I’m just enjoying my life.

Fast fwd to December 24th: I am single again. My grandma always told me never to trust a man who brings you flowers on the first date, b/c they have big issues to hide. Why oh WHY didn't I take heed to that shit? Oh well. Bruised, battered, and one shot of penicillin later, I'm as good as gold. Sighhh.... Lessons in life are so much more palatable when you can read about them happening to others.



Tuesday, December 4, 2007

1. Want to get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow?
In the snow. (Don’t like kisses mandated by plants)

2. Santa or Rudolph?
Rudolph

3. Stocking or presents?
PRESENTS!

4. Egg nog or hot cider?
ooooohhh…that’s a toughie. Today I’d say cider, but ask me later. I love me some egg nog.

5. Angel, or star on the tree?
Star.

6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside?
Tree.

7. Warm cozy fires, or sleigh rides?:
Sleigh rides! (You can get nice and cozy afterwards)

8. Expensive presents, or presents that come from the heart?
From the heart. I can buy my own presents.

9. Snow ball fight or snowman?
Awwwwwww!!!!! Can’t we do both?!

10.Coal, or presents?
Uh…what would I do w/a piece of coal? I can’t even draw. Besides, only bad kids get coal. (And for all these reasons and I few more, I'd like my presents now please.) ;-)

11. Open presents quick, or slow?
Quick quick quick! (What’s in there?!?!?)

12. Diamonds, or rubies?
Either is much appreciated, but diamonds go w/everything.

13. Caroling, or Christmas presents?
PRESENTS! (I can only sing in the shower and the car)

14. Snow days, or ice days?
Snow (Skating on ice is not cool when you're in a vehicle)

15. Red, or Green?
RED!

QUESTIONS:
1. Best Christmas present received?
Diamond earrings from my Dad.

2. What's the number one thing you want for Christmas?
If I tell you that then maybe it won’t come true.

3. If you were going out with someone, what would you want them to get you?
Their time and fidelity.

4. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
Nope.

5. Age you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Probably around 7.

6. Do you send thank you notes?
Sometimes

7. Do you wake your parents up early to open your presents?
You’ve obviously never met my parents. HELL NO!

8. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song"

9. Have you ever had a white Christmas?
When I was younger and lived in Washington, and the one time we went to visit relatives in Michagan for Christmas.

10. Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe?
The only person I've ever really enjoyed kissing, and he knows who he is.