Survey

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Good news almost NEVER comes at 2am. Uh, my long lost friend Monica from college.

2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, what would you say?
Hell to the no. (For twenty you only get to see a bare shoulder.) HA HA!

3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
I wouldn’t fit in a nutshell.

4. Ever seen a ghost?
Nope, but I do believe in them.

5. Happy with your body?
80% of the time I feel so blessed to have a strong, functioning body. The other 20% is usually caused by societal pressure. How can you look at someone like Giselle Bundchen and NOT hate your body?

6. A reason you would move to Iceland:
If I had a place to live, and a job to go to, hell yeah!

7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Tacoma…or maybe College Station circa 1997. I couldn’t live there now.

8. A job you would never do no matter how much you werepaid.
I could not wipe heinies. I’m weird about boo-boo.

9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13:
Beatles, Skid Row, and uhhh…REO speedwagon… (NOT A WORD!)

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
No one. I’m pretty self sufficient in that respect; I’d write it in my journal.

11. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
Can’t now, but I didn’t back then either.

12. A memory from high school:
Mr. Fleming’s English class, listening to his love of Dickens and the month of October.

13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents?
NOOO! And the time Mr. Cramblet tried to watch the playboy channel at 2am in my room when I slept over at my friend’s apt in Austin STILL creeps me out! Dirty old man…

14. Naughtiest thing you've done at home?
Did it on the balcony upstairs, which is a little private, but not really private. (Sorry roomie, but that was a loooooong time ago) :-)

15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad?
Prob. my dad, but I got my red hair from my mom. I act a LOT like my Dad, which is tough b/c he can be an a-hole. Ahem, I mean, WE can be a-holes.

16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do:
Drive a race car.

17. Still friends with your exes?
No, that could be dangerous. That’s how I held onto a failing relationship for so long.

18. Where you'd like to be in 10 years:
Working as a speech therapist, and makin’ dat muney.

19. Something you learned about yourself this year:
I can do it! I can deprive myself of something that I truly miss for the betterment of my future. (Took long enough…)

20. What do you want for your birthday?
To have a great time with friends. Oh, and some cold hard cash from my fam. wouldn’t hurt. :-)

21. NAME THREE OR MORE THINGS YOU DID TODAY?
Went to my grandma’s, warmed up the tamales we made this weekend for my coworkers, listened to a friend who just lost her pet, made mental note to squeeze my li’l one extra tight tonight, rued the day hangovers were invented…y’know, the usual.

22. LAST ITEM YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF:
All by myself? Uh, I guess the beer that we all drank last night.

23. DO U HAVE AN ORNAMENT HANGING FROM UR REARVIEW MIRROR?
Nope.

24.WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Coffee

25. NAME A CELEBRITY YOU LOVE:
Jason Bateman. Ha ha! It’s true! I have the hots for Jason Bateman, I don’t care who knows!! J Whaddya mean, “Who is Jason Bateman?” Why, here he is now:

SWOON!


26. WHAT'S THE EFFA???
Isn’t that what Speedy Gonzalez says right before he takes off running? “Andale, andale, effa, effa!” (I don’t work at being a dork, it comes naturally)

27. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET A NIGHT?
I try to get at least 7.

28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP?
Nooooo, but I may have tied a few knots myself. ;-)

29. WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Putting up my Christmas decorations. I took them all out, but never got a chance to put them up.

30. WHOS THE FIRST PERSON IN UR PHONE BOOK ON UR CELL?
Aesop

31. LAST TIME YOU WITNESSED A FIGHT?
JUST LAST WEEKEND!!! At a bar! A pretty nice bar, but I guess some ruffian was being a cur, and chingasos were thrown.

32. WHAT WAS THE LAST ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE YOU DRANK?
Bud light. Tooooo many bud lights.

33. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR PULLED?
It’s happened once, it was done softly, and it was definitely hot.

34. NAME TWO PLACES YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO:
IRELAND and Japan

35. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE?
I have before, but methinks I would really suck at it now.

36. NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE TO DO THATS OUT OF THE ORDINARY?
Answer these very egocentric and long questionnaires and, apparently, placing a sweater on my dog when it’s cold outside is not normal.

37. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRAD PITT?
Very pretty. Cad. Loved him in 12 Monkeys, Snatch, and Fight Club.

38. Name a friend you have the most in common with?
Well, technically she’s not a “friend”, she’s my cousin, but we tend to see the world in a very similar way. (Most of the time)

39. Last person you talked with on the phone?
Co-worker

40. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING WITH A SKULL ON IT?
Not anymore….sniffle….

41. HAVE YOU TRAVELED TO EUROPE?
Yes, and I’m goin’ again in June.

42. LAST MOVIE YOU Seen?
Little Miss Sunshine.

43. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?
At a party at Damon Miller’s house, in the closet, 7 minutes in heaven. (We were in the 8th grade and didn’t know how to fill all 7 minutes, so we made it 2 minutes in heaven) True story.

44. LAST BOARD GAME YOU PLAYED?
Trivial Pursuit

45. What will you be doing now?
I will be checking for spelling errors, then post this. Later, I will pick up my dog, go home, take a shower and hop straight into my soft, much missed bed. Asleep by 7:05 is my goal.