Joan Rivers To-be

Cosmetic procedures I’d consider today:
Permanent eyeliner
Laser hair removal for legs
Resurfacing of eye area (lasers only)
Botox on forehead (one wrinkle on left side that stays around longer than it used to after I squint)

Cosmetic procedures I'd consider down the line:
Possible eye lift (pretty big “maybe” here)
Botox around smile lines
Chemical peel
Tummy tuck
Boob lift (just reorganizing the shit that I’ve got-no additions)