I think I've mentioned my proclivities for feeling shamed at the grocery store before, namely when I'm buying cucumbers b/c I think people will believe I'm going through these issues, but today I can safely say that I just bested myself. For completely innocent reasons my grocery cart bore the following on my receipt:
- 2 cans shaving cream (one for male, one for female)
- Ms. Butterworth's syrup
- vaseline
- ear plugs
- seam ripper
- Drano
- 20 pack of beer
